It has been determined that the soot from cooking fires is the largest source of black carbon in the atmosphere in Asia. Everyone should now quit cooking for the sake of the planet. But that's OK. When you cook vegetables, they lose most of their nutrients anyway. As everyone knows, red meat is bad for the body. Fish can be eaten raw, hello sushi bar. Why do we really need to cook anyway. Read the article here.
In light of this new research, I think we should petition the UN to pass a new international law banning all cooking of food for humans (and domestic cats). After all, it is not nessessary, and it will help save the planet. Nevermind that climate change has been happening since the creation of the planet. This is serious! We must do everything we can to quit cooking. Our practices are killing the planet.
Our new non-cooking culture will produce some unemployment at first. Restaurant workers will be out of a job. However we can use this as an excuse to grow government. These people can be retrained as food police officers to enforce the new laws for the UN. This is but one step toward the eutopia we all want, but it is an important step and we must act now to save the planet. By the way, it's obvious this is all W's fault.
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